1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not/or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head (I AM a blonde lol)

7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [x]Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (that's cause someone PUT it there >-<

16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [x] Have had the juice from a grape squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [x] Have run into a closed door

24. [ ] Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour

31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. [x] Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. [x] Walked into a pole

40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes on accident

41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. [x] Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small.

44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what it was that you were going to do

46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it on accident when your drink was right next to it

47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. [x] Poked yourself in the eye

49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was

55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day

58. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. [x] brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one /because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. [x When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. [ ] Have sat on a bench with wet paint on it.

74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand

77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. [x Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird.

88. [ ] When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. [ ] Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it

91. [x] As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. [x] Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. [x] When you saw a beware of dog sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I AM A MORON. I can't even count the amount of things I put an X in